W h o t h e f*** I s N o v a R e x? B i o g r a p h y
Adrian Primadonis
Lead Vocals & Nothing else Noteworthy
Being born in Tuna Fish, Wyoming was a challenge, especially having my name and being hung like an elevator button, I knew that rock-n-roll was for me. I used to sit in my room and rock out and pretend I was a frontman and sang into a "Fleshlight", little did I know it was a sex toy, great acoustics though. Then I drove an ice cream truck and used each and every neighborhood I went thru as rehearsal scaring the shit out of little kids with rock screams thru the loud speaker. Finally, after years of paying my dues and suffering thru many free clinics, NOVA REX picked me up and has now given me a chance to screw up on a national level.
So, that was really all the story I could tell
about myself. Sadly, like everything else about me (compared to the rest of the band), yet another thing that was found to be SHORT. So I had to add a few lines to make myself feel a little more adequate on our website. *sigh* Too bad I can't stuff a sock in my bio like I do for my pants everyday....
Sterling McKeand
Lead Guitars, Backing Vocals
The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you....No, that's not it! Growing up I wanted so badly to be a superhero. I practiced and practiced and practiced, until one day I got a papercut.... That was the end of that.
Now porn, I can do that! Wait....Yes, porn I can do that. So I practiced and practiced and practiced. Ok, part of that is true. But, there's only so many stunt doubles allowed. Moving on.... I thought what the hell, I have room for more vices! How about sex, drugs and Rock & Roll? I can do all of those! So, music it is! I worked with everyone I could, or probably begged or bought my way into
bands or shows. Toured the greatest of circuits, played some of the coolest venues and festivals! Some were good, some great and then....some were assholes. Especially the couple bands I worked with in Baltimore, I dunno what their deal was. haha! Whatever.... I bought my way into another band and now Nova Rex is....hahahahaha.......screwed!
Kenny Wilkerson
Bass, Backing Vocals
AKA the P. T. Barnum of Rock and Roll. I was raised in Hooterville, Indiana straight from my stripper Mother's tit. I have a appreciation for all things female. As a young teen I moved to Hollywood where I learned to tease my hair, put on my grandma's make up and play an instrument with four strings, who needs six, to pick up chicks to get fed. I put together a band called Zeppelin which I quickly changed to Nova Rex, apparently it was taken. I knew that I was going to be famous playing Rock n Roll when my first gig was a house party. It was a sausage fest and had only 3 girls, and all 3 girls tried to pick
me up, but come to find out one of them was a guy. I've been in rock-n-roll therapy ever since and my Doctor tells me I'm on the road to recovery. One thing's for sure, my Doctor is a female, believe me, I checked.
Eddie Cruise
Drums, Backing Vocals
Raised from the hard streets of Malibu Cali. When it comes to drums and bongs, nobody hits that shit harder than me. I was an ugly kid missing my front teeth, round head, my parents lined up us kids and the dog and shaved our hair off with sheep shears, some people said I looked like Alfred E. Numen (Mad Magazine) I took a lot of shit from everyone got into fights on a regular basis and girls made fun of me. Until one day I was masturbating and realized that I could keep good rhythm. I was watching the muppets and saw the character "Animal" playing drums and I was hooked. I went